DARK PSYCHOLOGY 2
I am assuming that if you are reading this that you are one of the few conscious adults left on the late great planet earth. If you are not you need to stop reading now. Tucker Carlson just said something interesting. Go find out what it is and be the first to tweet about it before someone scoops your little nugget of digital popularity.
I once saw a TV show where the protagonists covered themselves with gore and were able to camouflage themselves from the flesh eating undead. Fortunately, our undead are not cannibals. They are just vapid to the point of absurdity. And yet it is not difficult to disappear into a crowd by imitating them and then reemerging at will – becoming socially invisible to them. I move among them invisibly. They are myopic.
The only time they are dangerous is when they are executing a mission. When the clock is running out on their goal they become extremely anxious. If they are driving they will become reckless. So beware.
If you want to control them you will need a uniform. All magicians wear magic cloaks. A police uniform will do wonders. One without a badge will work. I saw a movie named LET’S BE COPS. Sure it was a comedy but there was a lot of truth in it. It is not just the gun, lots of people in Appalachia have guns, even Glocks, but it is the badge, the five-pointed talisman that gives instant power. But since zombies are stupid you do not need one. You can pretend to have one and as long as you look like you should have one most zombies will see one – especially if you carry yourself with that military/command bearing. Just be assertive and take charge of the situation.
That is an important point. Zombies are not assertive. They are timid. They are so accustomed to allowing cops, government bureaucrats of every stripe to walk all over them that unless they are in their homes with a shotgun in their hands they will give up their autonomy like any child will when confronted with parental authority.
Think about when you were a child and you were caught doing something naughty by someone else’s parent – like breaking a window with a rock at an old factory. It does not have to be your assigned parent. They don’t have to own the factory. What do you know about who owns what? You are a child. Assume all zombies are ignorant and you will be correct 99% of the time.
You do not need a uniform. Just a suit and tie will work wonders. You must have heard the term dress for success. It is truer today than it ever was. I have walked into many places dressed like I was important and the zombies believed I was. I can’t divulge why I know this but I it is true that most businesses have inspectors and auditors that pop in from time to time unannounced that even the managers fear and never think to ask for identification. Simply the assertion of authority is enough to be given carte blanche access which can be creatively used.
